WHAT A CLANGER

WHAT A CLANGER❌😵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Soft and welcoming streaky bacon. The sweet embrace of buttery onion. A suggestive herbaceousness from Cumberland Sausages. All mingling within a suet pastry crust. The comfort food of a Bacon Roly-Poly, AKA a Bedfordshire Clanger.🥓🥮🧅In 1955 Winston Churchill resigns as Prime Minister, @artstheatrewestend premiers Waiting for Godt, @birdseyeuk starts selling fish fingers, Cardiff… Continue reading WHAT A CLANGER

CÉAD MÍLE FÁILTE

🇮🇪🍀🙋‍♀️ A thousand welcomes. I have NO CLUE how to pronounce that. I go to YouTube to listen to clever people saying things in accents. I practice with the video talking to myself like a MORON. Then I go to the comments, and everyone is saying the pronunciation is WRONG. Thanks guys. 🗣📣🙊 Maggie’s is… Continue reading CÉAD MÍLE FÁILTE

OLD FASHIONED TART

👵💃🏼🍰 Yes that’s me. It’s also Maids of Honour on the Kew Road. Luckily modernity has not touched this place, whose origin story goes all the way back to a BEHEADING. Naturellement. I can’t say anything about Anne Boleyn that hasn’t been said before, and I WON’T try. Henry VIII stares imposingly down from the… Continue reading OLD FASHIONED TART

THIS IS A MEMORY

This is a long one. A memory of this location in Richmond. My home. Today it is a failed Italian deli. Then it was a diner officially called The Village. It was Wally’s to anyone who actually went. I am not sure if that is his real name. AUBERGINE RATING SYSTEM WALLY 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 CIGARETTES 🍆… Continue reading THIS IS A MEMORY